Monday, July 5, 2010
Day at the Playground
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Mean Old Mr. Gravity
Thursday, June 3, 2010
'I am throwing up in my bed.'
Those were the words I was greeted with when I responded to Rachel's call shortly after 11PM last night. I told her it was ok and lifted her out of her bunk bed to take her to the bathroom. She warned me she was going to throw up again and fulfilled her promise down my neck and on my sweatshirt. Nicole tended to Rachel as I cleaned up the bit that hit her carpet and hosed down Rachels 'B' in the kitchen sink. I then announced that I was going to take a shower. As I looked at myself in the mirror, I started to chuckle and continued to as I proceded to smear my daughters vomit up my face over my ear and head as I removed my NEDU Tshirt and hooded sweatshirt. It took me about 5 seconds to assess the damage before placing my hope in soap. Something about that event was slightly fulfilling.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Random Pics
Go ahead, maximize the slide show. You know you want to. Its worth it.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Box House
Lourdes, don't worry the girls are not being bad and we are not kicking them out of the house....yet.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Ten Plagues
Bruce to Engineers:
Guys,
I have an "OEM" that Jason and I specked in an "BAD PEOPLE" motor into a while back. As many of you know the lead times from them now are ridiculous and they require 10 piece minimum orders. As I was looking for a replacement for my "OEM" their purchaser went and found some places in North America that stock these motors and could get them to them in a reasonable time. It means that we have to buy these at list pretty much, but it is still cheaper than "alternatives".
The trick with these places is that if you want to order a motor with encoder and gear box you need to order each as a separate line item and mount them in the field. Its lame, but better than the alternative. Here is the company "my OEM" used: "deleted"
With all this said, replace "Bad People" whenever possible. I pretty much hate them now. The fact that I specked in a motor that I no longer have access to is annoying. The fact that my customer is now buying it from someone else at no price advantage to them is infuriating.
Best regards,
Bruce
Jason's Reply to all:
I like to see B-Dog get fired up. It usually takes a lot to fire him up, "Bad People" really knows how to do it!
Yes!! I don't think I have ever seen the word infuriating in an e-mail before. It really brought home the rage!
Bruces reply to Dave and Jason:
I am living in a constant state of rage right now and "Bad People" is a suitable target. Nicole went to a retreat two weekends ago. This Sunday she woke up with a bug on her. We now have bed bugs as do 6 other women who went on the retreat. It is an unbelievable pain in the a$$ to deal with this issue. One piece of advice. As you guys are traveling, check under the mattresses for these these things. If you bring them home you will be very sorry.
Here are the 10 plagues of Egypt. I have shown the ones I have completed this year and the ones I have left.
Blood - Sarah gets her finger partially amputated
Frogs - TBD
Gnats - Bedbugs
Flies - TBD
Livestock - This is more of a utility issue (The main waterline to my house broke and I have dirt in my pipes, my freezers drain pipe is frozen and water is leaking into my fridge. Been trying to figure this out for 3 months)
Boils - Chicken Pox
Hail - Not sure how I can twist this to fit
Locusts - TBD
Darkness - My CFL lightbulbs are supposed to last for years and years. I have had at least 10 die in the last year since I started replacing them. I have one out now in my kitchen.
Firstborn - I am a firstborn and I feel my life may be in jeopardy if this continues.
Daves reply to Bruce:
Wow! I need to call and get an update on some of these…. BTW I got your hail. It hailed like 3 inches here yesterday…
*Dave sent video of it hailing that he took while he was driving.
Bruce to Dave:
I was going to throw in there the weather has been pretty s@#$ty for spring, but I thought that complaining about the weather might be a bit to $itchy.
BH
Jason forwards my email to the entire company (not that many people):
I just had to share Bruce’s email below with everyone. The normally calm and collected Brucey is enraged right now, so stay on his good side!
He will hopefully be in TX in a couple of weeks to hook up with "His other customer" at a trade show, so I will make sure to show him around and make sure he gets the rest of his plagues checked off. Hail should be an easy one.
Laurie responds:
You are too funny!!!! I feel your pain.
Molly responds:
You have officially been banned from the office until there are no signs of bed bugs : )
We need new tires not extermination...
And if you cussed twice in one conversation, could you imagine how vulgar I would become???
Penny Responds
Brucey -
As much as we love you - your not welcome at the office until you resolve some of these issues - such as bed bugs. I had to deal with head lice one time & it put me over the edge for weeks.....I feel your pain.....good luck your gonna need it. If you haven't started drinking you might want to start.....you can flex the rehab treatment.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Trip to Florida
We also took a trip with Luli to a nearby safari. We got to drive through and see Rhinos and Giraffes and Zebras and Such... Enjoy the pictures.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Father Daughter Dance
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Day At The ER
I did think that I could probably take care of the first aid before we went to the hostpital but it was clear that the mood in the house needed some professionals. Called 911. The paramedics came and bandaged her up. Everyone agreed that it would make sense for us to drive her to the hospital.
Got her there and there was talk of putting her under. The initial set of X Rays were not clear, so they decided to stitch her up first. They put her out before stitching her up. There is hope that she will not lose her finger nail on her right ring finger. No guarantees though. She cried a lot but handled it like a champ. After the stitches were another set of X Rays that showed that the finger was not broken! Unbelievable! That is the second time and second daughter to get her finger shut in a door. Both times I could have sworn that the finger was broken. Heck, I though Sarahs was falling off today. I told Nicole I am a pretty bad judge in this area.
Everyone is home. All the girls are in bed taking much needed naps to let that adrenaline soak back into their bodies. Man life gets crazy pretty quickly sometimes!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Early Christmas Tea Party
We did Christmas early this year and the girls are very excited about all the presents from their aunts. We had a hard time getting Sarah out of the tunnel Razzi sent her and Rachel immediately started this tea party. Tomorrow we are slated to watch one of the Shirley Temple movies the got from the Richers. Thanks family for thoughtfully loving our kids. Merry Christmas!!
Saturday, October 24, 2009
More
Sarah is just learning how to to sign more. Its not quite the real sign but familes learn how to interperet their small children. The video is long and she only really signs at the beginning. The rest of the time I just think her and Rachel are cute.
Friday, October 23, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Pre-Walking
This is a video we took a few days ago of Sarah. We will see if she will be walking by the time Grandma and Grampa come for Thanksgiving.